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SaltshakerClock

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Somewhere beyond the sea.
Job: No job. D:

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Scoot's fail attempt at a paper gun.

Posted by SaltshakerClock Jul. 2, 2008 @ 2:50 PM EDT

This morn I was strolling around on YouTube looking at cool homemade replicas/attempts at making a gun replica from paper/foam/cardboard.

There was one guy, Chang-something who made AWESOME homemade replicas from scratch.

I attempted at making on from staples, paper, scotch tape and masking tape.

The following abomination was the end product. The only thing that actually works is pulling out and putting back in the magazine.

I plan on trying again with better and different materials.

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Silver Samsung M300.

Posted by SaltshakerClock Jun. 27, 2008 @ 8:17 PM EDT

Anyways, my old phone died. Thank God. That thin was over 5 years old and my dad's, then mine.

So, I got an upgrade at my phone service provider.

I ordered it a few days ago, and it arrived today. My dad was talking to my grandma, and he said, "Wanna see him move fast?"

"The phone's on the front porch."

I don't think I've ever moved so fast in my life. There it was, sitting on my 30 year old concrete steps.

Too bad my dad came home and saw it when he had the food. So, I had a filling dinner, and then back to my phone.

My dad did all the activation stuff. That includes talking to the Sprint helper. And typing in all the codes from the battery and whatnot.

Anyways. Then it needed to be charged. Those were the longest 2 hours of my life.

Seriously.

But when it finished, I ripped out the cord and turned it on. I filled in as many contacts as came to mind, and I'll fill out the rest later.

It's all shiny and fancy. I feel like a little kid on Christmas.

PS: It has bluetooth. :O

If you've made it this far, good job, you have mastered listening to me mumble about my phone.

BAD PICTURE TIME.

ALSO: COD4 FOR MAC, WOAH.

ALSO ALSO: MY PHONE HAS MSN, AOL, YAHOO, AND INTERNET.

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Firefox 3.

Posted by SaltshakerClock Jun. 18, 2008 @ 2:37 PM EDT

Good God it's fancy!

It's all, shiny, and NEW.

I already love it.

Hopefully more add-ons? ;)

Also: I hate bitchy old ladies, snobby little kids, and overly full of themselves jack-offs.

And in the news: I'm done with school.

Updated: 06/23/08 10:57 AM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Back.

Posted by SaltshakerClock Jun. 6, 2008 @ 4:04 PM EDT

Well, yes, I am.

I went on a four day trip for a school trip. Twas fun.

I stayed in a cabin with 9 of my friends.

I caught crabs, fish, shrimp, I played dodgeball, I fired rockets, etc.

I loved it.

Anyways, I have returned.

How are you guys, again?

EDIT: I HAS AN MSN NOW.

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Wooooopee.

Posted by SaltshakerClock May. 31, 2008 @ 3:06 PM EDT

I got a new haircut today.

So it went from "The Beatles" style hair to the "Rolling Stones" style hair.

But I'll be back to the Beatles soon enough. My hair takes like 2 weeks to grow back.

Anyways, how've you guys been?

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Huh.

Posted by SaltshakerClock May. 10, 2008 @ 9:37 PM EDT

I don't have much to say, except a few things.

I might not respond to comments, if not, here's why:

-I have to get a huge project done.

Or;

-I have to read a book then take a test on it.

If I don't, it's one of those.

Also, I got the kitties. They are indeed, awesome.

I'll post a pic ASAP.

That is all.

EDIT: Picture down. Betty got deleted, which means he'll come back, and steal another person's picture and say it's him.

I don't want that to be me.

Updated: 05/15/08 3:36 PM 18 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Kittens.

Posted by SaltshakerClock Apr. 21, 2008 @ 4:52 PM EDT

I'm very happy.

WHy am I so happy?

Because I am.

How happy?

Very happy.

Why so?

Kittens. We are getting them. 2. :D

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Video thing.

Posted by SaltshakerClock Apr. 16, 2008 @ 6:45 PM EDT

Let's see if this works.

EDIT: It won't work. :(

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I feel like a loser.

Posted by SaltshakerClock Apr. 15, 2008 @ 2:34 PM EDT

Alright, first off, this isn't meant to be a rant, but more so just a list of bad things that happened to make someone else feel better.

I'll make a dashed list. In order.

-Wake up late.

-No breakfast.

-No meds.

-Got stabbed by a pencil.

-Only reached 5 inches in gym class, then insulted and made fun of.

-Poster came out shitty in art.

-I slid across the floor and hurt my stomach,

-I watched a crappy movie and dropped all my stuff on the way to my locker.

-Went to lunch and someone fucked up with my lemonade and my food was stale.

-I had to work with an anti-veggie racist.

-I spaced out a lot, at my own fault.

-I got in trouble and was the last person to leave the school and almost missed my bus.

-I feel bad and everything is really slow on my comp today.

-I feel like I'm going to vomit.

Hopefully I made someone feel better about their day.

But now it's all over and I'll look on the bright side of life.

:D

Updated: 04/16/08 6:43 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Updates

Posted by SaltshakerClock Apr. 5, 2008 @ 7:13 PM EDT

Well, I believe once I get my music system in my basement all fixed up I'll get back to drawing, and this post if for requests.

But they cannot be of rude, harmful, racist, or of pornographic material.

Go ahead.

On other updates, I have nothing much to say but have a nice day.

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